Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Ode To My Boyfriend's New Female Roommate

Before you walk upon the rug,
I hope you’ll wipe your feet.
Before you cook, I hope you’ll ask:
“What would you like to eat?”
Before you go to work each day,
I hope you’ll check the lights.
Before you dump your laundry in,
Take your darks from his whites.
Before you watch a DVD,
You’ll see the volume’s low?
Before you split the bills, I hope
You’ll figure what you owe.

Before you sign the lease, I hope
You’ll take this with some salt:
I hope you’re quiet, clean, sincere, and gen’rous to a fault.
But one more wish, permit me, and I will not ask for more --
Those “before” and “after” photos?
...hope you look like the “before.”

29 Comments:

Blogger J-Dog said...

lmao!!!!!

Nick had a female girlfirend while we were dating and that was cool. Also, before I knew him, he had two female strippers as roomates.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol mom!

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Blogger J-Dog said...

DUDE no. I mean, Nick had a female ROOMATE when we dated... I was the female girlfriend.

as opposed to a male girlfirned? :)

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Blogger Rebecca said...

Ha!

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