Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Holy Pseudonym!

Ever since I saw Batman Begins last weekend, I’ve been brainstorming superhero names for myself. Batman parsed his name from “worst fear” + “man.” Therefore, I could be:

1. Meaningless Existence Woman
2. Running Into Mary’s Annoying Neighbor on the Street Woman
3. Water Weight Woman…..kind of has a ring!
4. Missed Deadline Woman
5. Overexcited, Big, Jumpy Dogs Woman

I like the last one the best.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I vote for "More Names Than Anyone Really Needs Girl"!

--Brian

9:59 AM  
Blogger Jesse Anna Bornemann said...

Heyyy....I don't fear my names! I see them as a not-so-hidden weapon. Just call me the Hyphenated Avenger.

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of these are almost as long as your actual name, JACCH.

--Exploding airplane engine chick

12:13 PM  

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