Monday, April 18, 2005

On a Lighter Note (with heavier breathing)....

This morning my naughty, saucy friend Hillary requested a blog essay about porn. I don't know enough porn to fill an entire essay, but perhaps this will do:

A Limerick About Porn

I've seen parts of Debbie Does Dallas,
And I'm sure this opinion seems callous --
But I'd rather play gin
Or read "Gunga Din"
Than watch thirty minutes of phallus.


bow chicka bow bow.....

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I will send this on to Garrison Keillor for his joke show....mom

10:18 PM  
Blogger Jesse Anna Bornemann said...

I still like the "panda walks into a bar" joke best. :-D
Jacch.

9:31 AM  

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